Your existence is the proof that God is the greatest artist of all time.
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
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you are God’s love first. parents’ love second. and you’ve got a whole lot of living left to do before you find your third.
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?